THREE MEN IN A BOAT

Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog),^[1] published in 1889, is a humorous account by Jerome K. Jerome of a boating holiday on the Thames between Kingston and Oxford.

The book was initially intended to be a serious travel guide,^[2] with accounts of local history along the route, but the humorous elements took over to the point where the serious and somewhat sentimental passages seem a distraction to the comic novel. One of the most praised things about Three Men in a Boat is how undated it appears to modern readers, the jokes seem fresh and witty even today.^[3]

The three men are based on Jerome himself (the narrator J.) and two real-life friends, George Wingrave (who went on to become a senior manager in Barclays Bank) and Carl Hentschel (the founder of a London printing business, called Harris in the book), with whom he often took boating trips.^[2] The dog, Montmorency, is entirely fictional,^[2] but "as Jerome admits, developed out of that area of inner consciousness which, in all Englishmen, contains an element of the dog."^[3] The trip is a typical boating holiday of the time in a Thames camping skiff.^[4] This is just after commercial boat traffic on the Upper Thames had died out, replaced by the 1880s craze for boating as a leisure activity.

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I ROBOT

I, Robot is a collection of nine science fiction short stories by Isaac Asimov, first published by Gnome Press in 1950 in an edition of 5,000 copies. The stories originally appeared in the American magazines Super Science Stories and Astounding Science Fiction between 1940 and 1950. The stories are woven together as Dr. Susan Calvin tells them to a reporter (the narrator) in the 21st century. Though the stories can be read separately, they share a theme of the interaction of humans, robots and morality, and when combined they tell a larger story of Asimov's fictional history of robotics.

Several of the stories feature the character of Dr. Susan Calvin, chief robopsychologist at U.S. Robots and Mechanical Men, Inc., the major manufacturer of robots. Upon their publication in this collection, Asimov wrote a framing sequence presenting the stories as Calvin's reminiscences during an interview with her about her life's work, chiefly concerned with aberrant behaviour of robots, and the use of "robopsychology" to sort them out. The book also contains the short story in which Asimov's famous Three Laws of Robotics first appear. Other characters that appear in these short stories are Powell and Donovan, a field-testing team which locates flaws in USRMM's prototype models.

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A GOOD EFFORT

bhablam tomader kichu kaje lagi... ati amr songoher kichu ebooj tule dilam sudhu tomader jonnyo

1. catch 22.
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Catch-22 is a satirical, historical novel by the American author Joseph Heller, first published in 1961. The novel, set during the later stages of World War II from 1943 onwards, is frequently cited as one of the great literary works of the twentieth century.^[2] It has a distinctive non-chronological style where events are described from different characters' points of view and out of sequence so that the time line develops along with the plot.

The novel follows Yossarian, a U.S. Army Air Forces B-25 bombardier, and a number of other characters. Most events occur while the airmen of the fictional Fighting 256th (or "two to the fighting eighth power") Squadron are based on the island of Pianosa, in the Mediterranean Sea west of Italy.

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LAL SELAM COMRADE !!

ajke amar mon ta bhalo nei thik. amader sobar priyo neta, amader sobar dada subhash da ar nei, amader chhere chole gechen. tai ajker blog ta subhasda'r jonnyoi...

subhash da ba subhash chokroborty.... a much hated and much loved figure, a giant among the dwarfs of bengal politics. ami bodhoi sei dolei pori jara take sarajibon sudhu admire korechi.. amake onekei jiggesh koreche keno?? he is a criminal, corrupt person still wy do y admire him so much??

may b because i saw myself in him... a person who stands up for his values, who says eaxctly what he thinks, no hipocracy, no double standard, and who will do whetevr he can for the needy but will never ask for favours... but sadly these qualities are perhaps a bit outdated today.thts why hundreds hate him today but its also the rsn fr whch millions love him as their own brother, their father, their beloved leader !!! subhasda.. tumi chole gyeo aj dekhie die gele j manuser neta hote gele manus kei bhalobaste hoi.. ma- mati- manus bole chitkar korlei neta hoa jai na... aj tomar jonnyo lokhho manuser dhol setai sobar samne proman kore dye geche .

he was a man of marx, one of the few cerebral leadres, one of the rare breed of mass leaders on whose call lakhs will come out. he nEver distinguishd between a party member and a non party member. and above all he was dada to all....... from young supporters like us to the veterans, to all he was the man friday, the man who will help you even if none will !!

today i remember those few moments i once had with him.. very few moments but i remember them clearly.. it was in class 11, i was in a funtion where i met him. he said a few wrds to me .let me quote him verbatim
he said " dakho baba, tomra hole bhalo chhatro, kintu jibone jekhanei jeo nijer baba ma r nijer desh k bhulo na "

this was subhash da!!! r ki bolbo

COMRADE SUBHASH CHOKROBORTY AMOR RAHE
COMRADE SUBHASH CHOKROBORTY TOMAI JANAI LAL SELAM LAL SELAM LAL SELAM !!!

bhalobasa naki bondhutto?

aj ami onekdin pore abar kolom dhorlam. nana ."mon amor" bhaloi ache. tao likhi.. obhyas jai na mole !!

dakho amader sobar jobonei kichu kichu prosno thake jegulor jobab amra bodhhoi amader sara jobon dhorei khuje jai, keu jobab khuje pai , keu pai na . amakeo ekta prosno r barbar mukhomukhi hote hoeche....setai ami aj tmader kache nye jete chai. jante chai tomader motmot ki e byapare !! hoito tomrao amr motoi ei eki prosner samne porecho !!

bolte paro jibone kar mulya beshi... bhalobasa naki bondhutto??
k tomar kache age?? achha ekta situation bhaba jak...
jodi tomar sobtheke bhalo bondhu kei tumi bhalobaso, r se jodi tomai bhalo na base tahole ki korbe??? tar bondhutto naki bhalobasa konta tomar kache beshi dami?? konta k tumi scarifice korte parbe??

khub i unfair question tai na??? e jeno baba r ma r modhye choice korte bola !! kintu he amar bondhu, jibon j khub i unfair, o konodin o fair play award pabe na !!

amr life e amake barbar ei prosner samne darate hoeche. barbar. r ami prottekbar eki dicision nyechi, ami bondhutto k age rekhechi amar bhalobasa k pichone. kno?? jani na. hoito ejonnyoi j bhalobasa thake na, bondhutto theke jai. tumi ki bolo bondhu???

hoito bristi ami na ba holam
kintu megh hoe bristir sathe bhese to jete parbo !!
at least niche darye matha uchu kore oke bhese jete to dekhte hobe naa .

tomader uttor chaiiiii... tomader ki motamot??
happy friendship day te tomader sokol ke dilam amar bondhutter upohar !!

confession of an athiest.

hello god,

how do you do?? bhalo acho?
obak hochho na?? amr chithi peye?? bhabcho j chheleta amake manei na se abr ajke amake dake keno??

bolchi bolchi....

jano ami eksomoy tomake khub mene choltam. tomar hoito kajer chap e mone nei, but amar mone ache... ami aj porjonto tomar kache kichuichai ni nijer jonnyo... ekbar i kichu cheyechilam.. ekta pran cheyechilam.. seta bodhoi tomar hisaber khatai thik mele ni.tai tumi amake dao ni... sedin thekei tumi amar kache oi abstract algebra r motoi abstract.. bastobe jar kono value nei.

tahole aj ki holo re baba??!!!

ajke ami tomar kache ekta confession korbo. sunbe to tumi?? sobai bole tumi naki sobar onnyai khhoma kore dao.. parle amakeo khhoma kore dio....

bolte paro god? keno tumi amake barbar ei porikhhai fele dao??
jekhane amake decide korte hoi barebare bhalobasa naki attosomman?? bondhutyo naki amar jiboner mulyobodh?? keno ??keno?? keno??

ajkeo amake tumi abar eki kaj korale?? ajke ami or sathe sob somporko chhere dilam, hoito sara jiboner moto ami oke haralam... o ar fire asbe na hoito konodin o.. kintu keno o erokom korlo?? jano ki tumi? bolbe amake bujhie?? ami aj tomar samne darie achi.. amr bibek ar tumi r keu na !!! bolo na amake plz .. ektibar bolo j o erkm ta kore ni, plz plz plz bolo amake, jodi mithya hoi tao bolo... hasi pachhe na tomar?? ami sara jibon sottir kotha bolechi ar aj?? ha aj ami sunte chai etai.. jodi mithya hoi setai sunte chai.. tobuo tumi bolo amake ekbar bolo j o eta kore ni ??!!!

bhogoban.. tomar deshe ki arektu khani jaiga ache?? tahole amake dako na?? taratari kore dakbe?? ami r parchi na.. r keu na januk tumi to jano ami ki bhabe beche achi.. ar ajke? jeta korar age ami nijer hat ta kete felte partam, setai tumi amake dye korale?? kiser jonnyo?

keno? keno? keno??

ha ami ajke oporadh korechi.. tumi jodi amake paro tahole khhoma kore dio.. r ektu daya korbe? amake deke nao.
ami r parbo na. j alotar jonnyo ami beche thaktam take to ami nijer hatei nivie dyechi. ami sara jibon bachte cheyechilam... aj r chaina.. sotti bolchi chaina.chaina. chaina... plz plz amake deke nao bhogoban plz

asha kori tumi amr dak sunbe. sunbe to?? konodin o sono ni. aj ekbar suno. tumi dekho r ami tomai dakbo na. ekbar sono.sudhu ekbar... ekbar..

eti,

tomar i ek oporadhi chhele



punoscho: arekta kotha bolbo? o jekhanei thak oke bhalo rekho, o bhalo thak, amake bhule jak, amar bhage tomar jetuku ashirbad chilo seta okei dye dio.. etukui bolbo sudhu

bristi- dhoa

bhalobasa holo ciggeratte er motoi
sudhu pure jaoa buk ta theke jai
ure jai sukher dhoa

hothat ei dhoa-sha? jano to ami ajke prothom smoke korlam. seta keno likhchi?? bolchi.

ciggeratte khete khete khub bhalo lagchilo jano !! khuuub bhalo lagchilo, jokhon ure jaoa dhoatar dike takie chilam tokhon mone hochilo jodi jiboner dukhho guloi erkm bhabe ure jeto !! jodi ichhegulo o erkm bhabe dana mele ure jete parto.. jete parto oi swopenr deshe...............
sono amra ki sobai,
swopno dekhte parina?

khub baje .. jata lyrics.. kissu hobe na. kintu amake aj dhoatei peyeche.. tai dhoasha hobe.. kichu korar nei.

ami bhebechilam onek kichui but eta bhabi ni j jibon ta boro bastab, ekhane romanticism er dhoa nei, ache kothin realityr agun... tai to dhoa ta ure jai, buk ta pure jai... roye jai chhai... swopner obosesh !!!
ta besh ta besh, kintu....
bristi- dhoa keno??
karon ei dhoa to bristir i.... ei dhoa ure jabe megher deshe.. amar bhalobasa nye, nye jabe amr buker agun .. nye jabe bristir kache,jodi bristi abar ase ei dhoa dekhe??!!

aj thke onek din age jokhho megh k dya bhalobasa pathyechilo, aj din bodleche, tai megher jaiga nebe amar buker chitar jola dhoa.... nye jabe oiiii dureee, bohudureeeee.. jekhane ache amar bristi....................

o ki asbe??? jodi ase dhoa nive jabe na tahole?? etai bodhoi jiboner ultimate paradox !!!!

abar dhoasha.. sorry guys !!